10 things I will never do

Tricky - see Gadgetvicar's blog for why this has become an issue

So – ten things that I would never do

1 Kid myself on Luton airport is in London.

2 Innocently eat Bay leaves

3 Buy a sports utility vehicle.

4 Have both my nipples pierced.

5 Wear denim trousers, shirt and jeans.

6 Play cricket for England, although you never know!

7 Learn violin.

8 Do up a house! Life is too short.

9 buy another copy of championship manager unless I have less to do!

10 The marathon de sables.